Ass Eater Tank Top

Meet the Ass Eater Tank Top — a bold, unapologetic statement piece that blends cheeky personality with everyday comfort. This unisex tank isn’t just clothing; it’s a conversation starter and a confidence boost all in one, designed for wherever your day (or night) takes you.

Fabric options that fit your vibe

Classic Cotton Edition

Crafted from 100% combed and ringspun cotton, the Classic Ass Eater Tank delivers a soft, breathable feel you’ll reach for again and again. With a fabric weight of 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²) and a 30 singles thread weight, you get a light, smooth surface that won’t cling or overheat. It’s ideal for casual wear, lounging at home, or pairing with your favorite denim for a laid-back, ready-for-anything look. Side-seamed construction helps maintain a flattering silhouette across a range of body types.

Tri-Blend Edition

Want a drapier, lighter option with a touch of stretch and sheen? The Tri-blend Edition blends 50% polyester, 25% combed cotton, 25% ringspun cotton, and a hint of rayon. Weighing in at 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²) and featuring the same soft 30 singles feel, this version flows with movement—great for workouts, nightlife, or festival vibes where you want fabric that moves with you. It preserves the same unisex fit and side-seamed construction for a dependable, flattering look.

Fit, feel, and lasting comfort

Designed for real life, this tank offers a true unisex fit that flatters a variety of shapes. The side-seamed construction helps maintain a clean shoulder line and a comfortable drape, so it sits properly whether you’re layering or wearing it solo. The bold, humorous message is printed with care, ensuring it stands up to repeated wear and washing while keeping its shape and print sharp.

Who this is for and how you’ll wear it

The Ass Eater Tank Top is a self-expression piece for anyone who loves a little humor with their wardrobe. It’s perfect for:

• Casual days at home or running errands where you want to show your personality without saying a word.
• Gym or studio sessions where you want breathable comfort with a playful edge.
• Nightlife, parties, or festivals where bold fashion meets bold attitude.
• Gifting to friends who appreciate edgy humor and confident self-expression.

Key details and what sets it apart

• Product title in focus: Ass Eater Tank Top — a memorable, conversation-starting piece.
• Two fabric ecosystems: 100% combed and ringspun cotton or a light, drapey tri-blend option with rayon for added depth and movement.
• Lightweight comfort: Classic at 4.2 oz/yd² and Triblend at 3.8 oz/yd² for versatile wear in warm weather or layered looks.
• Softness you’ll notice: 30 singles thread weight across both fabrics for a smooth, premium feel against the skin.
• Fit that respects your shape: Side-seamed construction with unisex sizing for a modern, flattering silhouette.
• Global craftsmanship: Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US, combining quality and ethical considerations.

Size guide and practical sizing notes

This tank is designed with unisex sizing to accommodate a wide range of body types. Use the size chart below as a guide to find your fit:

• XS: Body Length 26 inches; Body Width 16¼ inches
• S: Body Length 27 inches; Body Width 18¼ inches
• M: Body Length 28 inches; Body Width 20¼ inches
• L: Body Length 29 inches; Body Width 22¼ inches
• XL: Body Length 30 inches; Body Width 24¼ inches
• 2XL: Body Length 31 inches; Body Width 26¼ inches

Care and longevity tips for best results

To keep the print vibrant and the fabric feeling soft, wash according to standard care guidelines for cotton and blends. Avoid harsh agitation or high heat that could affect print integrity and fabric texture over time.