Ass Eater Shirt Bold Statement Tee For Premium Comfort And Confident Style For Everyday Comfort

Say hello to the Ass Eater Shirt—a bold, playful statement piece built for comfort and personality. This tee isn’t just fabric and stitching; it’s a confident expression you can wear from coffee runs to late-night hangs without missing a beat.

Premium comfort starts with the fabric. The core body is crafted from 100% combed ringspun cotton, delivering an ultra-soft touch, reduced pilling, and a breathable feel that’s ideal for all-day wear. For those who love a little variety, the colorway lineup includes a rainbow of options to match your mood and vibe.

Fabric by color details differentiate the look and feel across the lineup:

• Solid colors: 100% combed ringspun cotton for a lightweight, smooth finish.
• Heather Grey: 90% combed ringspun cotton and 10% polyester for a slightly softer drape and a heathered effect.
• Dark Heather Grey, Heather Green, and Heather Blue: 35% combed ringspun cotton and 65% polyester for added depth, structure, and a bit more body.

Wear it once and you’ll feel why it’s a favorite. Weighing in at a light 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²) with 30 singles, it’s designed to stay comfortable through long days and casual nights out. The classic semi-contoured silhouette flatters without feeling clingy, making it an easy go-to for most body types. And when you’re ready to change the tag, a tear-away label gives you the option to keep things smooth and irritation-free.

Built to last, this shirt is equipped with thoughtful construction details you’ll notice in every wear. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping reinforces the neckline for durability, a seamed collarette adds a clean finish around the neck, and double-needle stitching on the sleeves and bottom hem ensures the seams stay strong through washes and wear. It’s the kind of everyday tee that holds its shape so your statement stays sharp hour after hour.

Who is this shirt for? Anyone who loves a little humor with their wardrobe and isn’t afraid to wear it loud and proud. It’s ideal for:

• People who want a conversation-starting tee that’s still comfortable enough for all-day wear
• Gift givers seeking a playful, personal item that stands out in a crowd
• Anyone building a casual, expressive capsule wardrobe with color variety and quality fabric

Fit, sizes, and care at a glance:

• Size range: S, M, L, XL, 2XL
• Dimensions (width × height): S 17 ¼" × 25 ½", M 19 ¼" × 26", L 21 ¼" × 27", XL 23 ¼" × 28", 2XL 25 ¼" × 28 ½"
• Fabric blends vary by color, as noted above, with the majority of solid colors offering 100% combed ringspun cotton
• Origin: blank product sourced from Honduras, Haiti, or Nicaragua

In short, the Ass Eater Shirt isn’t just about a bold message—it’s about wearing that message with comfort, durability, and a touch of personality you won’t find in a generic tee. Choose your color, snag the relaxed, timeless fit, and make a statement that’s entirely you.