Clout is a Helluva Drug Unisex classic tee | Women | Men | Funny Humor Shirt | Adult Humor

Clout is a Helluva Drug Tee – the unisex classic that turns heads while you turn up the truth. Whether you’re calling out clout chasers or proudly owning your own influence, this short-sleeve tee delivers a bold, bitsy punch of personality that fits every casual moment and every heated thread online. What makes it stand out - Direct, unapologetic vibe: This isn’t a generic graphic. It’s a confident stance for anyone who spots fake flexes and isn’t afraid to speak their mind. - Everyday comfort you’ll actually reach for: 100% cotton for soft, breathable wear that feels like your skin but still keeps its shape through the day. - Built to last with real-world durability: Open-end yarn, tubular fabric, taped neck and shoulders, and double-stitched sleeves and hem mean this tee is ready for the long haul, whether you’re living in the moment or scrolling the comment section. - Lightweight, ready-to-wear energy: The fabric weight and construction give you a crisp silhouette without weighing you down, so you can move, pose, and post with ease. - Made to order, with purpose: Every shirt is produced on demand to reduce overproduction, helping you shop with less waste while still getting a standout piece. Designed for real-life use cases - Social media moments: Perfect for content creators, influencers, or anyone who loves a witty, visible acknowledgment of clout culture. - Casual outings and events: A statement piece that pairs with jeans, joggers, or a leather jacket for a night out, a concert, or a weekend hangout. - Gift for humor lovers: A playful, adult-oriented shirt that’s sure to spark laughs and DMs alike. - Conversation starter: The bold message invites reactions, making it ideal for gatherings where you want your outfit to do the talking. Fit, sizing, and care - Available in unisex sizing from S to 5XL, designed to work with a wide range of body shapes and personal styles. - Precise measurements (inches): S 28 x 18 x 15 5/8; M 29 x 20 x 17; L 30 x 22 x 18 ½; XL 31 x 24 x 20; 2XL 32 x 26 x 21 ½; 3XL 33 x 28 x 22 ¾; 4XL 34 x 30 x 24 ¼; 5XL 35 x 32 x 25 ¼. - Precise measurements (centimeters): S 71.1 x 45.7 x 39.7; M 73.7 x 50.8 x 43.2; L 76.2 x 55.9 x 47; XL 78.7 x 61 x 50.8; 2XL 81.3 x 66 x 54.6; 3XL 83.8 x 71.1 x 58.4; 4XL 86.4 x 76.2 x 61.5; 5XL 88.9 x 81.3 x 63.9. - Care tip: To keep the bold print and fabric integrity, wash cold, inside out, with like colors, and avoid high heat. Fabric and safety details - Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²) for a substantial, not-skinny feel that still drapes comfortably. - The shirt uses open-end yarn, tubular fabric, and reinforced stitching at the neck, shoulders, sleeves, and hem for lasting structure. - Safety and compliance: This product meets flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde standards and adheres to the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR) in the EU. Our EU representative is available for safety-related inquiries at gpsr@sindenventures.com. Production and delivery - Made to order with thoughtful care: Each item is crafted specifically for you, reducing waste and supporting sustainable fashion. - Handling and shipping timeline: Please allow at least 2 days for processing; orders ship on the 3rd day after purchase. Once shipped, delivery depends on the postal service. A bold, authentic choice for those who value presence as much as persistence. If you’re ready to command attention and own the convo, add the Clout is a Helluva Drug Tee to your wardrobe and wear your truth loud and clear. Get yours now and wear the vibe that only true originality can deliver.

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S	28	18	15 ⅝
M	29	20	17
L	30	22	18 ½
XL	31	24	20
2XL	32	26	21 ½
3XL	33	28	22 ¾
4XL	34	30	24 ¼
5XL	35	32	25 ¼

	LENGTH (cm)	WIDTH (cm)	SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S	71.1	45.7	39.7
M	73.7	50.8	43.2
L	76.2	55.9	47
XL	78.7	61	50.8
2XL	81.3	66	54.6
3XL	83.8	71.1	58
4XL	86.4	76.2	61.5
5XL	89	81.3	64.3