I Heart Submissive Men Muscle Shirt | Adult Humor Tank

A preference, printed with the confidence of a public service announcement.

“I Heart Submissive Men” lands somewhere between flirtation, power-dynamic humor, and extremely efficient dating criteria. The muscle-shirt cut keeps it casual enough for the gym, a bar, a festival, or any room where somebody is going to read your chest before deciding whether to make eye contact.

• 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles for a smooth print surface
• Side-seamed construction
• Wide, low-cut armholes
• Sizes S–2XL
• Blank sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

Not a compatibility questionnaire. More of a highly visible shortcut.