I Swallow T-shirt
I Swallow T-shirt
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Meet the I Swallow T-shirt from AttireT—a bold, witty statement piece that wears as smoothly as it delivers laughs. This isn’t just a shirt; it’s a vibe you can live in all day, every day.
All-day comfort that actually lasts
Feel the difference with 100% combed ringspun cotton and a precise 30 singles construction, giving you a texture that’s soft against the skin yet resilient enough to stand up to daily wear. The fabric weight of 4.3 oz/yd² strikes the perfect balance between breathability and structure, so your tee drapes nicely in warm weather and holds its shape when you layer up.
Color-conscious riders-up: Heather Grey blends are built with durability in mind—90% combed ringspun cotton and 10% polyester—while Dark Heather Grey, Heather Green, and Heather Blue blend at 35% cotton and 65% polyester for a slightly more sculpted look that still stays incredibly comfortable.
Fit that flatters and feels effortless
The classic semi-contoured silhouette with a side seam is designed to skim the torso and enhance your natural shape without cling. It’s flattering on a variety of builds and pairs beautifully with jeans, joggers, or skirts. The tear-away label eliminates itchy distractions, so you can focus on what you’re saying—and how you’re saying it.
Thoughtful details that elevate everyday wear
From shoulder-to-shoulder taping to a seamed collarette, every stitch on the I Swallow T-shirt is about comfort and durability. Double-needle stitching on the sleeves and bottom hem locks in shape and resists stretching, so this tee looks fresh wash after wash—even after a night out or a long photo shoot.
Who this shirt is for
- Anyone who loves fashion with wit and isn’t afraid to share a little humor in public
- Content creators, social hosts, or party-goers who want a reliable, easy-to-wear conversation starter
- Gift seekers who want a bold, memorable present for friends with a sharp sense of humor
Use cases and everyday practicality
- Casual daily wear that doubles as a punchy ice-breaker in social settings
- Portrait-worthy outfits for photos, reels, or casual videos where you want your style to speak first
- Layered looks for transitional weather—a lightweight base that works under jackets or hoodies
Care, durability, and care-free confidence
With premium stitching and a practical tear-away label, this tee is built to keep its shape, pitch, and personality through repeated wear and washing. The fabric blends in the heather colors are chosen to maintain colorfastness and a soft hand, so your “I Swallow” moment stays bold longer.
Size guide
| Size | Width (inches) | Length (inches) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 17 ¼ | 25 ½ |
| M | 19 ¼ | 26 |
| L | 21 ¼ | 27 |
| XL | 23 ¼ | 28 |
| 2XL | 25 ¼ | 28 ½ |
Blank product sourced from Honduras, Haiti, or Nicaragua, reflecting AttireT’s commitment to accessible, comfortable fashion with a playful edge. If you’re choosing a tee that merges fearless humor with dependable everyday wear, the I Swallow T-shirt is your go-to—because your outfit should be as unmistakable as your punchline.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Width (inches) | 17 ¼ | 19 ¼ | 21 ¼ | 23 ¼ | 25 ¼ |
| Length (inches) | 25 ½ | 26 | 27 | 28 | 28 ½ |
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