I'm With the Fuckery Unisex Tank Top | Funny Graphic Tank

Not causing the chaos. Merely RSVP’d yes.

“I’m With the Fuckery” is the uniform for the friend who sees the evening beginning to wobble off-script and chooses observation, participation, or both. The unisex tank keeps the silhouette simple so the phrase can do what it came to do: identify your recreational relationship with nonsense.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton option
• Tri-blend option: 50% polyester, 25% combed cotton, 25% ring-spun cotton/rayon blend
• Cotton weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.4 g/m²)
• Tri-blend weight: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles
• Side-seamed construction
• Unisex fit, XS–2XL

For house parties, road trips, festivals, and plans that start with “we’re just going for one drink.”