Kitties, Tails & TMI: The Booty Curtain Chronicles Luxury Custom Shower Curtain

Kitties, Tails & TMI: The Booty Curtain Chronicles
Ever wanted to be blessed by the rear-view of a judgmental tabby mid-stretch? No? Well, too late—because this Kitties Booty Hole Shower Curtain is here, and it’s baring all nine lives... and cheeks.

Crafted from 100% polyester (the fabric of feline exhibitionists), this gloriously inappropriate masterpiece measures 71" × 74" of unapologetic kitty cabooses. Each curtain proudly displays curious cats showing off their tail-raising confidence—because modesty is for dogs.

Whether you're a cat lover, a chaos gremlin, or someone who enjoys watching guests laugh and question their life choices—this water-resistant curtain is the purr-fect blend of shock, spicy, and sudsy delight.

Warning: May cause uncontrollable snorting, giggle fits, and sudden urges to text your ex with “You up? Got a new shower curtain.”

Details:

12 eyelet holes for easy hanging (hooks not included—because you're an adult, allegedly)

Machine washable—because hygiene, darling

Tumble dry low, and absolutely do not iron your cat’s butthole

🧼 Lather up while the kitties stare into your soul—and beyond.

• 100% Polyester
• Size: 71″ × 74″ (180 cm × 188 cm)
• 12 eyelet holes (hooks not included)
• Water-resistant
• Blank product sourced from China

Care guidelines: Machine-wash cold on a gentle cycle with a mild detergent. Tumble dry on low heat. Don’t iron or dry clean.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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