My Hips Don’t Lie They Just Open Real Wide Hoodie | Funny Sexy Adult Humor Sweatshirt | Unisex Cozy Fleece | Bold Statement Hoodie

Make a bold impression without sacrificing comfort. The My Hips Don’t Lie They Just Open Real Wide Hoodie is a funny, adult-humor sweatshirt that pairs cheeky confidence with a soft, cozy feel. It’s designed for those who want to wear their personality on their sleeve—and do it in style.

What makes this hoodie uniquely yours

• Eco-conscious fabric blend: 96% recycled polyester plus 4% elastane delivers a stretch that moves with you while keeping sustainability at the forefront.
• Soft, skin-friendly surface: a cotton-feel fabric face that glides against the skin, paired with a brushed fleece interior for warmth and plush comfort.
• Two-sided design: a double-lined hood with artwork on both sides means you can switch up the look without changing your outfit.
• Unisex fit: crafted to flatter a wide range of body shapes, from relaxed to more streamlined silhouettes.
• Thoughtful construction: durable overlock seams, drawstrings included to customize the fit, and reliable warmth from the brushed fleece lining.
• Made to order, low-waste approach: each hoodie is produced on demand, helping reduce overproduction while still delivering a standout piece.
• Transparent, ethical details: fabric and components sourced across the US, Latvia, Poland, Mexico, and China—driven by a commitment to responsible manufacturing.

Real-world moments this hoodie shines in

From girls’ night to brunch, from a playful bedroom vibe to a cheeky family dinner—this hoodie invites conversation and a few knowing smiles. It’s equally at home on a casual night out or a laid-back day of errands when you want to run the room’s energy up a notch. If you enjoy humor that’s unapologetic and a touch flirtatious, this piece helps you own the moment with confidence.

Who this is perfect for

• Anyone who loves bold, witty fashion that doubles as conversation starter material.
• People who want a cozy, everyday hoodie that also packs a punch with its message.
• Individuals seeking an inclusive, unisex garment that fits a variety of body types.

Care, fit, and practical details

The hoodie features a soft cotton-feel face and brushed fleece interior for warmth without bulk. The double-lined hood offers versatility—flip it to showcase different designs as you please. Pockets are generous and functional, with the caveat that the inner fabric tone may subtly show through lighter designs. Expect the item to be made to order, with a typical handling window of about 2 days before shipment, after which it’s on its way to you.

Size guide and how it fits

This is a unisex hoodie, sized to accommodate a range of measurements. Refer to the chest, waist, and hip guidance below to find your best fit. If you’re between sizes or prefer a roomier feel, consider sizing up.

Shipping and production note: all items are made to order, so please allow a couple of days for handling before your package goes out. This approach helps reduce overproduction and aligns with a more sustainable wardrobe.