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Onlyfans Personalized Custom Glass cutting board
Onlyfans Personalized Custom Glass cutting board
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🔥Slice Me Daddy – Custom OnlyFans Glass Cutting Board That Cooks AND Books🔥
You’ve heard of serving looks. Now it’s time to serve lewks—AND lunch—with your very own Personalized OnlyFans Glass Cutting Board 😈✨
This ain’t your grandma’s cutting board (unless she’s into freaky side hustles). This is where culinary meets kinky, kitchen meets clout, and slicing cucumbers meets slicing hearts. 💦
Product Perks (aka turn-ons):
🍆 Tempered Glass – Strong enough for your chop game AND your thirst traps
🍑 Whorled-Texture Surface – Gives just the right grip, like a lover who knows what they're doing
🍒 Cut & Scratch-Resistant – Just like your ego after a viral post
🍞 Four Rubber Feet – Stays put no matter how hot it gets on your countertop
💧 Hand Wash Only – Because just like you, baby, it deserves gentle attention
Two sizes—Big Daddy (11"x15") for the full show, or Flirty Tease (8"x11") for smaller servings (but big impact).
🔥Why settle for just online thirst when you can cut, dice, and promo IRL?
Whether you’re chopping onions or seducing brunch guests, do it with your OnlyFans handle boldly printed across your board like a boss. Add it at checkout and let the whole kitchen know: your content is spicy AND nicely sliced. 🔪🍆
WARNING: May cause unexpected arousal while prepping salad. Viewer discretion advised.
🧄🥵 Chop it like it's hot. Promote like a pro.
Because let’s face it—your kitchen deserves a little foreplay.
👉 Don’t forget to include your personalized OnlyFans handle at checkout.
Because why limit your exposure to just the internet when you can turn every dinner party into a promo opportunity?
You're not just making meals. You're making money. 💋
• Tempered glass with a whorled-texture surface
• Two sizes: 8″ × 11″ (20.3 cm × 27.9 cm), and 11″ × 15″ (27.9 cm × 38.1 cm)
• Four rubber dots for additional stability
• Scratch and cut-resistant
• Hand wash only
• Blank product sourced from China
Disclaimer: Glass surface may dull knives over time.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
You’ve heard of serving looks. Now it’s time to serve lewks—AND lunch—with your very own Personalized OnlyFans Glass Cutting Board 😈✨
This ain’t your grandma’s cutting board (unless she’s into freaky side hustles). This is where culinary meets kinky, kitchen meets clout, and slicing cucumbers meets slicing hearts. 💦
Product Perks (aka turn-ons):
🍆 Tempered Glass – Strong enough for your chop game AND your thirst traps
🍑 Whorled-Texture Surface – Gives just the right grip, like a lover who knows what they're doing
🍒 Cut & Scratch-Resistant – Just like your ego after a viral post
🍞 Four Rubber Feet – Stays put no matter how hot it gets on your countertop
💧 Hand Wash Only – Because just like you, baby, it deserves gentle attention
Two sizes—Big Daddy (11"x15") for the full show, or Flirty Tease (8"x11") for smaller servings (but big impact).
🔥Why settle for just online thirst when you can cut, dice, and promo IRL?
Whether you’re chopping onions or seducing brunch guests, do it with your OnlyFans handle boldly printed across your board like a boss. Add it at checkout and let the whole kitchen know: your content is spicy AND nicely sliced. 🔪🍆
WARNING: May cause unexpected arousal while prepping salad. Viewer discretion advised.
🧄🥵 Chop it like it's hot. Promote like a pro.
Because let’s face it—your kitchen deserves a little foreplay.
👉 Don’t forget to include your personalized OnlyFans handle at checkout.
Because why limit your exposure to just the internet when you can turn every dinner party into a promo opportunity?
You're not just making meals. You're making money. 💋
• Tempered glass with a whorled-texture surface
• Two sizes: 8″ × 11″ (20.3 cm × 27.9 cm), and 11″ × 15″ (27.9 cm × 38.1 cm)
• Four rubber dots for additional stability
• Scratch and cut-resistant
• Hand wash only
• Blank product sourced from China
Disclaimer: Glass surface may dull knives over time.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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