Looking to secure some premium talent for the world’s most exclusive side hustle? Congrats—you’ve just been promoted to OnlyFans Recruiter. 😏💼
This shirt says it all without you having to slide into DMs with awkward small talk. Whether you’re actually scouting the next viral creator or just want to flex your professional networking skills at the bar, this tee is your official badge of honor.
Perfect for men, women, content creators, and those who proudly blur the line between business casual and bedroom casual. 💋
Wear it to your next brunch, house party, or family reunion (if you’re brave enough) and watch the side-eyes turn into sign-ups.
Because let’s be real… somebody’s gotta recruit. 😈
👕 Details:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors have a soft poly blend for that silky touch 😉)
Pre-shrunk fabric (just like your ex’s excuses)
Side-seamed construction for that flattering fit
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping so your “work uniform” lasts longer than your situationships
✨ Why You Need This Shirt:
✔ Hilarious icebreaker everywhere you go
✔ Sexy but professional (like HR would approve… if HR had an OnlyFans)
✔ Makes you look like the CEO of Side Hustles, Inc.
✔ The ultimate conversation starter / recruitment tool
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Please note that all of our items are made to order, so it typically takes at least 2 days for handling. After that, your order will be shipped on the 3rd day. Once shipped, it’s in the hands of the post office for delivery. We take extra care in creating each product just for you, which is why it may take a bit longer to reach you. By making products on demand rather than in bulk, we help reduce overproduction, so we truly appreciate your thoughtful purchasing decision!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
CHEST (cm) |
| XS |
68.6 |
42 |
78.7-86.4 |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
147.3-155 |
| 5XL |
89 |
78.7 |
157.5-165 |
