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Real Alcoholics Use Coffee Cups—now in a cheeky Women’s Crop Tee that blends sass with everyday comfort. If your morning brew comes with a wink and a wink-worthy punchline, this top is your new go-to for brunch, social with friends, or those mornings when you’re pretending the cup is just coffee—really it’s a little bit of humor you can wear.

Fabric that feels as good as it looks: a balanced 52% combed ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester blend, delivering a soft-to-the-skin finish without sacrificing durability. At 3.6 oz/yd² (122 g/m²) with 40 singles, this slim-fit crop tee drapes smoothly and holds its shape through laughter-filled days and post-workout cafe runs. The side-seamed construction provides a tailored, flattering silhouette that follows your curves — because your style deserves to be as confident as your punchlines.

Why this tee stands out in a crowded closet:

• On-demand production — each shirt is made to order, helping reduce overproduction and waste while giving you a fresh, unique piece designed for you.
• Distinctive crop look with a modern, flattering silhouette that pairs effortlessly with high-waisted jeans, skirts, or lounge-ready bottoms.
• Premium details like combed ring-spun cotton feel and a durable knit that resists pilling, so your favorite print and fit last longer.
• Designed for real moments—perfect for mornings that start with Bailey’s in the coffee or simply embracing the “pretend you’re sipping coffee” vibe with friends and followers.

Ideal for whom and how to wear

• Women who love witty, relatable humor about adulting and morning routines.
• Casual outfits for brunch, girls’ night out, or a playful backdrop for social media posts.
• Layer under a jacket for a street-smart look, or pair with high-rise bottoms to emphasize the crop silhouette.
• Gift idea for coffee enthusiasts with a sense of humor or friends who appreciate bold, playful fashion.

Standout styling tips: keep the vibe classy by pairing with a sleek bun or messy top-knot, add oversized sunglasses, and let the graphic do the talking. The “Real Alcoholics Use Coffee Cups” crop tee isn’t just apparel—it’s a conversation starter, a mood booster, and a versatile piece designed for everyday expression.