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Ask Jesus for a Ride Home Crop Top | Funny Statement Top

Ask Jesus for a Ride Home Crop Top | Funny Statement Top

Regular price $28.99 USD
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Your gas tank has boundaries now.

“Ask Jesus for a Ride Home” is for the night when somebody reaches for your passenger door with the confidence of a person who contributed absolutely nothing to the transportation plan. The body-hugging crop keeps the boundary visible in smooth four-way stretch.

  • 82% polyester, 18% spandex
  • 6.78 oz/yd² (230 g/m²)
  • Four-way stretch
  • Smooth microfiber yarn
  • Body-hugging fit
  • Precision-cut and hand-sewn after printing
  • Sizes XS–XL

May not summon divine transportation. Very effective at redirecting terrestrial freeloaders.

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