Coffee Makes Me So Hoppy. Which is a very polite way of saying the day does not begin until the cup negotiates terms.
This unisex knitted crewneck keeps the joke warm in a soft cotton-poly blend with enough weight to feel substantial without turning your coffee run into expedition gear. Wear it for cold mornings, café detours, and any meeting scheduled before your personality has loaded.
Ground rules
55% cotton, 45% polyester
Fabric weight: 13.27 oz/yd² (450 g/m²)
Unisex fit
Machine washable at 30–40°C (86–104°F)
May shrink slightly after the first wash
Made to order
Coffee first. The rest of civilization can follow.
