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Coffee Makes Me So Hoppy Knitted Sweater

Coffee Makes Me So Hoppy Knitted Sweater

Regular price $99.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $99.00 USD
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Size: 2XS

A skeleton, a coffee cup, and the only morning plan that matters.

Coffee Makes Me So Hoppy is knitted into a black, red, and white crewneck with striped sleeves and a graphic that carries the joke without needing extra explanation. The cotton-polyester blend has a substantial 450 g/m² weight and a unisex fit.

Sweater details

  • 55% cotton, 45% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 13.27 oz/yd² / 450 g/m²
  • Unisex fit
  • Machine washable at 30-40°C / 86-104°F
  • May shrink slightly after the first wash
  • Sizes 3XS-3XL
  • Made to order

Size guide

WIDTH LENGTH SLEEVE
3XS 16¼ in / 41.3 cm 22½ in / 57.1 cm 21⅜ in / 54.3 cm
2XS 17⅜ in / 44.1 cm 23⅝ in / 60 cm 22½ in / 57.2 cm
XS 18½ in / 47 cm 24¾ in / 62.9 cm 23⅝ in / 60 cm
S 19½ in / 49.5 cm 25¾ in / 65.4 cm 24¾ in / 62.9 cm
M 20½ in / 52 cm 26¾ in / 68 cm 25⅝ in / 65 cm
L 22 in / 55.9 cm 27¾ in / 70.5 cm 26 in / 66 cm
XL 23⅝ in / 60 cm 28¾ in / 73 cm 26⅜ in / 67 cm
2XL 25¼ in / 64.1 cm 29¾ in / 75.6 cm 26¾ in / 68 cm
3XL 26¾ in / 68 cm 30⅛ in / 76.5 cm 27 in / 68.6 cm
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