Coffee Makes Me So Hoppy Knitted Crew Neck Sweater Unisex Coffee Humor Pullover Edition

Meet your new brew-tiful companion: the Coffee Makes Me So Hoppy Knitted Crew Neck Sweater. crafted for coffee lovers who want cozy comfort with a wink of humor, this unisex pullover makes every caffeine moment feel like a stylish ritual. The design isn’t just about warmth—it’s about wearing your daily ritual with confidence.

Fabric that feels like a hug — a premium 55% cotton and 45% polyester blend delivers a lightweight, ultra-soft touch without weighing you down. At a fabric weight of 13.27 oz/yd² (450 g/m²), it strikes the perfect balance between structure and comfort, so you can layer it under a jacket or wear it solo on those crisp coffee-shop mornings.

Design and fit that stand out — the unmistakable “Coffee Makes Me So Hoppy” vibe pairs with a classic knitted crew neck for timeless appeal. Unisex sizing ensures a versatile fit for every body type, echoing the casual, inclusive vibe of your favorite café routines—whether you’re sipping black, oat milk, or a caramel cascade.

Everyday versatility — from early-morning routes to the cafe lift line, this sweater fits into your day. Style it with ripped jeans for a laid-back, street-ready look, or with leggings for a cozy, lounging-in-style vibe. It’s the kind of piece you reach for when you want comfort without compromising personality.

Care that keeps up with your routine — designed for easy, at-home care. This garment is machine washable, making clean-up as effortless as your morning coffee. Pro Tip: wash at 30–40°C (86–104°F) to maintain the flattering fit. Note: the fabric may shrink slightly after the first wash, so plan accordingly if you’re between sizes.

Made on demand for mindful shopping — this product is made especially for you once you order, helping reduce overproduction. That on-demand approach means more thoughtful consumption and less waste, so you can enjoy your brew-with-benefits sweater with a clear conscience.

What you’re getting — a soft, lightweight knit that’s built for real-life coffee moments, from early office strolls to weekend cafe hangs. The combination of cotton comfort and polyester durability means it’s ready to go wherever your cup takes you.

Size guide (approximate body measurements)

Shipping and fulfillment — this product is available in a broad international footprint, including Australia, Austria, Belgium, Canada, China, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Latvia, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Mexico, the Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Singapore, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan, the United Kingdom, and the United States. Fulfillment typically ranges from 7–14 days, with delivery up to 2 weeks depending on your location. Because this is made-to-order, please allow a little extra time for production and shipping—your sweater is worth the wait.

Want a quick reminder of the essentials? The sweater is crafted from a 55% cotton, 45% polyester blend, weighs about 450 g/m², and stays lightweight enough for daily wear. It’s machine washable, unisex-friendly, and designed to be paired with your favorite denim or athleisure staples. The occasional first-wash shrink is a normal caveat of this premium knit, so plan sizing accordingly. And yes, coffee lovers everywhere can unite—this piece is a bold, playful statement that says: coffee isn’t just a drink, it’s a lifestyle.

Ready to celebrate your coffee devotion with cozy confidence? Add the Coffee Makes Me So Hoppy Sweater to your cart and turn every coffee run into a signature moment of warmth and wit.