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Doom Scrolling My Way To Enlightenment T-Shirt

Doom Scrolling My Way To Enlightenment T-Shirt

$29.99 USD
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One more scroll and surely the universe will explain itself. Doom Scrolling My Way To Enlightenment is for the terminally online philosopher conducting extremely important research at 1:47 a.m.

The joke lands on a soft unisex tee made from combed and ring-spun cotton, with a lightweight everyday feel that works equally well for coffee runs, couch spirals, and pretending the next post contains the missing piece of human consciousness.

For advanced digital contemplation

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton; Heather colors contain polyester
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Unisex fit
  • Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
  • Made to order

Doom Scrolling My Way To Enlightenment. Nirvana has terrible screen-time statistics.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65

  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
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