Doom Scrolling My Way To Enlightenment Unisex T Shirt Comfortable Everyday Wear Essentials

Doom-Scrolling My Way to Enlightenment Unisex T‑Shirt isn’t just a joke you wear—it’s a mood you embody. If your scroll habit is legendary, this tee keeps you comfy and composed while you chase wisdom, memes, or anything that sparks a smile between swipes. Crafted for everyday ease, it pairs the charm of humor with a soft, dependable fit you’ll reach for again and again.

• Soft, durable comfort: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton delivers a smooth feel against the skin. Heather colors include polyester for a slightly heathered finish that looks casually polished.
• Thoughtful fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) strikes the right balance between breathable everyday wear and a sturdy, laid-back drape.
• Pre-shrunk perfection: No surprises after washing—the fit stays consistent so you can chill in confidence, not in a care aisle debate.
• Built to last: Side-seamed construction plus shoulder-to-shoulder taping help the shirt hold its shape through countless screens and endless scrolling.
• Unisex design: A versatile cut that fits both women and men, making it easy to twin with friends or partners—perfect for sharing a vibe with a scrolling buddy.
• Ethically sourced, on-demand: Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US. Made to order as soon as you click add-to-cart, reducing overproduction and supporting thoughtful purchasing decisions.

Who should reach for this tee? Anyone who spends hours chasing the next post, streaming the latest memes, or chasing a moment of enlightenment between notifications. It’s ideal for lazy Sundays on the couch, coffee shop hangs between scroll sessions, or early-morning work-from-home routines where humor keeps you focused. Looking for a playful gift for a friend who literally scrolls for wisdom? This unisex tee delivers a wink of practicality and personality in one wearable package.

What makes this shirt stand out is not just the joke—it's the honest, wearable comfort that lasts. The on-demand production model means you’re choosing a product crafted for you, with a lower footprint than bulk manufacturing. It’s a small, sincere statement: sometimes the path to nirvana starts with a shared laugh and a soft tee you never want to take off.

Care and wear tips: To keep the fit true and the knit looking fresh, wash cold and tumble dry low. Avoid high-heat drying to preserve the crisp neck and shoulder shape after many a noon scroll session.

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
XS	27	16 ½	31-34
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57
4XL	34	30	58-61
5XL	35	31	62-65

	LENGTH (cm)	WIDTH (cm)	CHEST (cm)
XS	68.6	42	78.7-86.4
S	71.1	45.7	86.4-94
M	73.7	50.8	96.5-104.1
L	76.2	55.9	106.7-114.3
XL	78.7	61	116.8-124.5
2XL	81.3	66	127-134.6
3XL	83.8	71.1	137.2-144.8
4XL	86.4	76.2	147.3-155
5XL	89	78.7	157.5-165