Funny Coffee Mug “I Gotta Better Idea Blow Me” | Adult Humor Ceramic Cup | Sarcastic Gift for Him Her | Dishwasher Safe

Funny Coffee Mug that says what you’re thinking before caffeine kicks in: “I Gotta Better Idea—Blow Me.” This is an adult humor ceramic cup built for bold personalities who appreciate wit with a side of reality. It’s more than a joke drinkware—it's a daily nudge that helps you keep it real when the coffee isn’t ready to cooperate.

• Three practical sizes: 11 oz, 15 oz, or 20 oz, so you can choose the volume that matches your mood and your day—from a quick morning pick-me-up to a full-on caffeine meltdown.
• Durable ceramic with a smooth, glossy glaze designed to stand up to daily use, hot beverages, and routine dishwasher cycles.
• Lead- and BPA-free materials ensure your humor stays safe to drink from, without compromising your taste for sarcasm.
• Microwave- and dishwasher-safe for real-life convenience—reheat coffee while you tackle emails, and enjoy an easy cleanup after a long meeting.
• Keeps your drink at the right temp: hot beverages stay hot and cold drinks stay cool, so your mood can stay on track until the cup is empty.
• Made-to-order to reduce waste—crafted on demand with a typical 2-day handling time, and shipments begin on the third day.
• Ideal for a range of moments: office rebels, remote workers on Zoom, coffee enthusiasts, and anyone who’s ever blurted out “I have a better idea” before thinking it through.

Details that matter

• 11 oz mug: 3.8" (9.6 cm) height, 3.2" (8.2 cm) diameter
• 15 oz mug: 4.7" (11.9 cm) height, 3.3" (8.5 cm) diameter
• 20 oz mug: 4.3" (10.9 cm) height, 3.7" (9.3 cm) diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Lead- and BPA-free ceramic
• Blank product sourced from China

Who this mug is for

• Anyone who wants a laugh while they power through the morning routine.
• Professionals who value a bit of bite in their daily ritual without sacrificing practicality.
• Gift-givers aiming to surprise a friend, partner, or coworker with a playful, memorable present.

This is the ceramic cup that does the talking for you—perfect for home, the office, or a Zoom dull moment where you’d rather let your mug speak volumes than break the silence. Sip, smirk, and let the attitude do the heavy lifting for your day.