Ho Ho Ho Funny Christmas Sweater | Ugly Xmas Party Knit | Holiday Crew Neck Gift for Him & Her | Soft Unisex Christmas Pullover

You’ve heard of Santa’s Little Helper…
But this sweater?
You’re Santa’s Favorite Ho. 😈🎅

Introducing the “Ho Ho Ho” Christmas Knitted Crewneck Sweater — the perfect blend of festive cheer, shameless humor, and “please don’t wear this to the family dinner.”

Whether you’re roasting chestnuts, shots, or reputations… this sweater brings the holiday chaos energy you were born for.

🎁 WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:
✨ Soft, comfy, and scandalously festive
✨ Gets laughs faster than eggnog hits your bloodstream
✨ Perfect for Christmas parties, bar crawls, or corrupting carolers
✨ Doubles as emotional armor when Aunt Linda asks why you’re still single

Made from a 55% cotton / 45% polyester blend, it’s got that soft, cozy feel without the “Grandma’s itchy handmade nightmare” vibes. Lightweight enough for wild holiday parties but warm enough to survive awkward small talk by the fireplace.

💋 Key Features:

Unisex sizing — because Christmas spirit (and bad decisions) are for everyone.

Soft-feel fabric that hugs like a tipsy elf.

Machine washable — because let’s be real, you’re going to spill something on it.

🧺 Care Instructions:

Wash at 30–40°C (86–104°F) — keep it cool like your Christmas playlist.

May shrink slightly after the first wash — kinda like your patience after family dinner.

📦 Shipping Info:

Average fulfillment time: 7–14 days

Shipping: up to 2 weeks depending on destination.
So order early, unless you want your sweater arriving just in time for New Year’s regrets.

🎁 Vibe Check:
This isn’t your grandma’s Christmas sweater.
It’s for those who spike the cocoa, steal the spotlight, and leave Santa questioning his morals.

So go ahead—spread holiday cheer and a little bit of fear.
Because nothing says Christmas spirit like a well-timed “Ho Ho Ho.”

- 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Fabric weight: 13.27 oz./yd.² (450 g/m²)
- Lightweight, soft-feel fabric
- Unisex sizing
- Machine washable
- Blank product sourced and fulfilled in China

Disclaimers:

- The sweater may shrink slightly after the first wash.
- Wash at 30–40°C.
- The average fulfillment time for this product is 7–14 days, with shipping being up to 2 weeks depending on the destination.

Important: This product is available in Australia, Austria, Belgium, Canada, China, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Latvia, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Mexico, the Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Singapore, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan, the United Kingdom, and the United States. If your shipping address is outside these regions, please choose a different product.

Please note that all of our items are made to order, so it typically takes at least 2 days for handling. After that, your order will be shipped on the 3rd day. Once shipped, it’s in the hands of the post office for delivery. We take extra care in creating each product just for you, which is why it may take a bit longer to reach you. By making products on demand rather than in bulk, we help reduce overproduction, so we truly appreciate your thoughtful purchasing decision!

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