I Am Satoshi Men's T-Shirt | Bitcoin Crypto Graphic Tee

Anonymous founder energy, now available in cotton.

“I Am Satoshi” plays with one of Bitcoin culture’s oldest mysteries by putting the impossible claim directly on a classic tee. Wear it to a crypto meetup, conference, market-watch spiral, or grocery run where nobody asked about decentralization but may receive the signal anyway.

• 100% cotton in core colors
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Tubular fabric with taped neck and shoulders
• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem
• Sizes S–5XL

No private keys included. You’re going to have to bring your own mythology.