Ive Been Very Naughty Ho Ho Ho Knitted Crew Neck Sweater Unisex Christmas Holiday Humor Cozy

Embrace festive mischief with the I’ve Been Very Naughty Ho Ho Ho Knitted Crew Neck Sweater—the unisex knit that turns holiday humor into a bold, wearable statement. If your idea of celebrations includes a wink, a wink, and a dash of cheek, this sweater is your perfect partner in crime.

Designed for comfort without compromising style, this piece blends 55% cotton with 45% polyester to deliver a soft, breathable feel with just the right amount of give. The lightweight fabric (13.27 oz/yd² or 450 g/m²) drapes nicely and keeps you at ease whether you’re hosting a party, competing in the annual ugly-sweater reveal, or unwrapping gifts with a mischievous grin. The knitted design features the playful “Ho Ho Ho” motif alongside Naughty messaging, making it unmistakably festive yet boldly provocative.

• Unisex sizing ensures a versatile fit that looks good on a range of body types, so you can gift it or wear it with confidence.
• Machine washable for effortless care—because holiday chaos deserves laundry-friendly attire.
• Lightweight, soft-feel fabric keeps you comfortable through long parties and quick photos by the tree.
• Sustainable, on-demand production minimizes waste by making each sweater to order, helping you shop with a lighter footprint.
• Care caution—expect a little shrinkage after the first wash. To keep the glow intact, wash at 30–40°C (86–104°F).
• Quality you can feel—a durable knit that maintains shape through laughter, clinking glasses, and impromptu dances under the mistletoe.

Who is this for?

Ideal for those who want to push the boundaries of holiday attire with humor and confidence. It’s perfect for office parties (if you dare), family gatherings, or a playful Christmas morning reveal. The bold Naughty Ho Ho Ho motif communicates personality at a glance, making it a conversation starter and a memorable photo backdrop alike.

Key details at a glance

• Fabric: 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 13.27 oz/yd² (450 g/m²)
• Care: Machine wash 30–40°C; line dry or tumble on low to limit shrinkage
• Origin: Blank product sourced and fulfilled in China
• Delivery window: Typical fulfillment 7–14 days, with shipping up to 2 weeks depending on destination
• Size range: 3XS to 3XL (unisex) with measurements spanning width, length, and sleeve length—check the size chart for your best fit

Why this sweater stands out

Unlike generic holiday knits, this piece leans into a playful, unapologetic spirit while delivering everyday wearability. The cotton-poly blend offers a soft hand and reliable durability, so you can wear it again for future festivities without sacrificing comfort. Whether you’re elevating a casual look or anchoring a party outfit, this sweater makes a statement that’s as memorable as your holiday plans.