Koi Me, Baby! Japanese Carp Shower curtain

Koi Me, Baby!" — The Japanese Carp Shower Curtain That’ll Make Waves in Your Bathroom (and Your Love Life)

Product Description:
Looking to spice up your bathroom faster than a naked cannonball? Say hello to your new splashy sidekick: the “Koi Me, Baby!” Japanese Carp Shower Curtain—where sexy meets sushi-level serenity.

These koi aren't just here to swim... they’re here to seduce.
With their flowing fins and come-hither curves, these Japanese carp are giving wet and wild a whole new meaning. It's like bathing inside an erotic watercolor—only classier (and a lot less likely to get you banned from Airbnb).

🧼 100% polyester — for those who like it smooth and durable (wink).
💦 Water-resistant — because wet is fun, mildew is not.
🎯 Size: 71" × 74" — big enough to hide your wild side (or not 😉).
🧷 12 eyelet holes — hang it up, strip it down, repeat.
🧺 Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low—just like your favorite hookups, no heat, no drama.

Perfect for bathrooms, boudoirs, and steamy situationships. Whether you're lathering solo or inviting a guest star, this koi curtain is ready to turn your tub time into an aquatic fantasy.

Don’t just wash.
Worship.

Add to cart now—because your bathroom deserves foreplay too. 🐟💋

• 100% Polyester
• Size: 71″ × 74″ (180 cm × 188 cm)
• 12 eyelet holes (hooks not included)
• Water-resistant
• Blank product sourced from China

Care guidelines: Machine-wash cold on a gentle cycle with a mild detergent. Tumble dry on low heat. Don’t iron or dry clean.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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