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OnlyFans Recruiter V-Neck T-Shirt – Sexy Adult Humor Embroidered Tee – Funny Content Creator Shirt for Men & Women – Old Logo
OnlyFans Recruiter V-Neck T-Shirt – Sexy Adult Humor Embroidered Tee – Funny Content Creator Shirt for Men & Women – Old Logo
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🚨 The official uniform of the horny headhunter. 🚨
If you’ve ever slid into someone’s DMs with “Have you considered monetizing that ass?”—congratulations, you’re an OnlyFans Recruiter. And this shirt is your badge of honor.
Front embroidery: discreet enough for brunch, dirty enough for the club bathroom mirror selfie.
Back plain DTG print (Old Logo): because real recruiters know the OG grind.
100% combed ring-spun cotton: softer than that 🍑 you’re trying to get under contract.
Regular fit & V-neck: let’s be real, Skin recruits faster than cold emails.
This tee says:
👉 “Yes, I’m scouting fresh meat.”
👉 “No, this isn’t a pyramid scheme—unless you count threesomes.”
👉 “Slide into my inbox, your nudes belong on payroll.”
Perfect for:
Recruiting at bars, strip clubs, and family cookouts (if you’re really bold).
Picking up “talent” between tequila shots.
Turning small talk into spicy contracts.
⚠️ Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in unsolicited applications, explicit portfolios, and at least one person calling you “daddy” (even if you’re not).
So go ahead—zip it up, unzip them later.
You’re not just networking… you’re netWERKing. 🍑💦
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Cover stitched v-neck and hemmed sleeves
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Guatemala, or the US
Please note that all of our items are made to order, so it typically takes at least 2 days for handling. After that, your order will be shipped on the 3rd day. Once shipped, it’s in the hands of the post office for delivery. We take extra care in creating each product just for you, which is why it may take a bit longer to reach you. By making products on demand rather than in bulk, we help reduce overproduction, so we truly appreciate your thoughtful purchasing decision!
If you’ve ever slid into someone’s DMs with “Have you considered monetizing that ass?”—congratulations, you’re an OnlyFans Recruiter. And this shirt is your badge of honor.
Front embroidery: discreet enough for brunch, dirty enough for the club bathroom mirror selfie.
Back plain DTG print (Old Logo): because real recruiters know the OG grind.
100% combed ring-spun cotton: softer than that 🍑 you’re trying to get under contract.
Regular fit & V-neck: let’s be real, Skin recruits faster than cold emails.
This tee says:
👉 “Yes, I’m scouting fresh meat.”
👉 “No, this isn’t a pyramid scheme—unless you count threesomes.”
👉 “Slide into my inbox, your nudes belong on payroll.”
Perfect for:
Recruiting at bars, strip clubs, and family cookouts (if you’re really bold).
Picking up “talent” between tequila shots.
Turning small talk into spicy contracts.
⚠️ Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in unsolicited applications, explicit portfolios, and at least one person calling you “daddy” (even if you’re not).
So go ahead—zip it up, unzip them later.
You’re not just networking… you’re netWERKing. 🍑💦
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Cover stitched v-neck and hemmed sleeves
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Guatemala, or the US
Please note that all of our items are made to order, so it typically takes at least 2 days for handling. After that, your order will be shipped on the 3rd day. Once shipped, it’s in the hands of the post office for delivery. We take extra care in creating each product just for you, which is why it may take a bit longer to reach you. By making products on demand rather than in bulk, we help reduce overproduction, so we truly appreciate your thoughtful purchasing decision!
Size guide
| BODY LENGTH (inches) | BODY WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ¾ | 18 |
| M | 28 ¾ | 20 |
| L | 29 ¾ | 22 |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 24 |
| 2XL | 31 ¾ | 26 |
| BODY LENGTH (cm) | BODY WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 70.5 | 45.7 |
| M | 73 | 50.8 |
| L | 75.6 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.1 | 61 |
| 2XL | 80.7 | 66 |
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