Pussy Portal Mystic Cat Shower curtain

🚿✨ “Pussy Portal: Bathe in the Power of the Mystic Cat” ✨🚿

Are you ready to summon suds and feline sorcery every time you step into your shower temple? Introducing the Mystic Cat Shower Curtain—because plain old curtains are for peasants and non-believers. This ain’t just a curtain, babe—it’s a whole meowgical experience.

👁️‍🔥 Behold the almighty gaze of the Mystic Cat—part spiritual guide, part bathroom guardian, part “why does it look like she knows my darkest secrets?” This spicy oracle of steam is ready to keep watch while you lather your bits and question your life choices.

🧼 Crafted from 100% polyester and infused with ancient water-resistant wisdom (probably cast under a full moon), this 71" × 74" portal to pussy enlightenment fits most standard tubs and shower rituals. With 12 eyelet holes, she’s ready to hang tight while you get wet—no questions asked.

🔥 Care Instructions? Easy. Just like your ex, she likes it cold, gentle, and with mild attention. No hot drama. No ironing. No dry cleaning. She's low-maintenance, high-magic.

Whether you’re summoning the spirits or just rinsing off last night’s questionable decisions, the Mystic Cat Shower Curtain transforms your bathroom from “meh” to “meowwwww!”

Warning: Side effects may include spontaneous enlightenment, sensual purring, and an irresistible urge to worship your own reflection.

🪄🛁 Add to cart and turn your shower into a steamy séance. Your inner witchy bitch deserves this.



• 100% Polyester
• Size: 71″ × 74″ (180 cm × 188 cm)
• 12 eyelet holes (hooks not included)
• Water-resistant
• Blank product sourced from China

Care guidelines: Machine-wash cold on a gentle cycle with a mild detergent. Tumble dry on low heat. Don’t iron or dry clean.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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