• Pussy Portal mystic cat shower curtain
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Pussy Portal: Enter Clean. Leave Judged. — Cat Shower Curtain

Pussy Portal: Enter Clean. Leave Judged. — Cat Shower Curtain

$59.99 USD
$59.99 USD
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Your bathroom has a portal now. The cat is in charge of security.

Pussy Portal turns an ordinary shower into a strange little threshold watched over by a mystic cat with absolutely no interest in explaining itself. It is playful, slightly occult, deeply cat-person coded, and far more interesting than pretending a beige curtain has a personality.

The practical side behaves itself: water-resistant polyester, generous coverage, and 12 reinforced eyelets for your preferred hooks. The hooks are not included because apparently the portal has boundaries.

Portal specs

  • 100% polyester
  • Water-resistant fabric
  • 71″ W × 74″ L / 180.3 × 188 cm
  • 12 reinforced eyelets
  • Hooks not included
  • Made to order

Care: Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. Tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean.

Enter clean. Leave judged.

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