Real Alcoholics Use Coffee Cups Hoodie

The mug says coffee. Legally, that’s all we know.

Real Alcoholics Use Coffee Cups is a deadpan hoodie for questionable mugs, suspicious brunches, and people who appreciate a joke that arrives already holding a cup. The line does the talking. The hoodie handles the staying warm part.

The 50% pre-shrunk cotton and 50% polyester blend uses air-jet spun yarn for a smoother feel with reduced pilling. A double-lined hood, matching drawcord, front pouch pocket, athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex, and double-needle stitching keep the construction sturdy enough for regular rotation.

Cup-holder specifications

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Air-jet spun yarn
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body
• Front pouch pocket
• 1×1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Double-needle stitching at collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Sizes S-5XL
• Blank sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador
• Made to order

Size guide

Contents of cup remain none of our business.