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These Balls Aren't Going to Suck Themselves Boba T-Shirt

These Balls Aren't Going to Suck Themselves Boba T-Shirt

$38.99 USD
$38.99 USD
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Size: S

Wear this on a first date. It'll save you three weeks.

If they laugh at “These Balls Aren't Going to Suck Themselves,” you might actually like each other. If they ask whether you mean the boba pearls, say “Obviously” and take another sip.

The grinning cup is your alibi. Nobody believes it. The bright cartoon print sits on a black, regular-fit unisex T-shirt made from 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton.

Shirt details

  • 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
  • Fabric weight: 4.6 oz/yd² / 155 g/m²
  • Regular unisex fit
  • Set-in sleeves
  • Self-fabric neck tape
  • 1 × 1 rib at collar
  • Double-needle topstitching at sleeves and bottom hem
  • GOTS, GRS, and OCS certified
  • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
  • Sizes S-2XL
  • Made to order

Size guide

LENGTH CHEST SLEEVE
S 28 in / 71 cm 13⅜-14⅝ in / 34-37 cm 8¼ in / 21 cm
M 29⅛ in / 74 cm 15-16⅛ in / 38-41 cm 8½ in / 21.5 cm
L 29⅞ in / 76 cm 16½-17¾ in / 42-45 cm 8⅝ in / 22 cm
XL 31⅛ in / 79 cm 18⅛-19¼ in / 46-49 cm 8⅞ in / 22.5 cm
2XL 32⅛ in / 81.5 cm 19¾-20⅞ in / 50-53 cm 9 in / 23 cm
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