Ask Jesus for a Ride Home Hoodie | Funny Unisex Statement Hoodie

The carpool request has been escalated to a higher authority.

This “Ask Jesus for a Ride Home” hoodie is the cold-weather version of a very warm boundary. The all-over design keeps the punchline visible while brushed fleece, a double-lined hood, and a relaxed unisex cut handle the useful part of the assignment.

• 70% polyester, 27% cotton, 3% elastane
• Approximately 8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²)
• Soft cotton-feel face
• Brushed fleece interior
• Double-lined hood with design on both sides
• Unisex fit with drawstrings
• Overlock seams
• Made on demand

Perfect for chilly nights, questionable group plans, and friends who continue to confuse “I drove here” with “I’m your transportation department.”